That girl is fucking crazy
  She's so god damn amazing
  words are not enough
  you know her from the paper
  she comes in forty flavors
  makes me want to throw up
  You can say "but seriously folks..."
  you can write her nasty notes
  but you know you're gonna choke
  anyway
    After all you know she's just a SLAGBAG
  Look at yourself, you know you're a SLAGBAG
  How many times have you called her a SLAGBAG
  What would you do if I called you a SLAGBAG
    She thinks she's really something
  but she is less than nothing
  and there is no doubt
  they said I should've known her
  how she would fuck me over
  but it's too late now
  you could say she's good in bed
  you could say she gives good head but you know that you'll regret
  everything